Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
The greatest thing I have ever read (via ecologistic)

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i am kind of sad ok


this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

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i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep

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